lesbianlinkle:

butch-himbo-king:

imagine how much better society would be if the emoji keyboard looked like this

parakeet:

kitchen nightmares is such a funny show cus these ppl are like we NEED gordon ramsay to save our business and hes like the issue is the foods bad and theyre like how fucking dare you come into my house and insult me you’re an idiot and you don’t know anything and i’m going to kill you

noirsilk-deactivated20200913:

fuckstev:

keep liking my posts and we gonna end up like this

seashellronan:

holding hands with someone is actually the most outrageous form of casual intimacy!!! it makes me fucking crazy!!!! like you’re just walking together and you hold onto eachother just because you like being close?? the tenderness!!!!! the romance!!!!! i’m losing my mind

coomed:

idgaf about people who make fun of subtitles when im having fun understanding what the fuck people r saying in movies

shes-a-maslaniac:

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time